Connor Bevans

Yes, my readers, I present to you an incredible leak, from an anonymous employee at some sort of smartphone development firm. He wasn’t able to provide me with an image of the phone, but this logo (which is definitely not photoshopped) provides me with sufficient evidence that the president will be using a device entitled the “BarackBerry”, which is secured through only the highest standards of encryption, while still giving him the same great function of his old phone. Apparently, however, another company may be developing their own phone for the president, called the “iBama”, though the source seems quite sketchy.

BlackBerry logo vector found at:
Brands of the World